Homer Simpson Nebula by Ángel R. Arós & M. Teresa Cao
(Source: kn207)
Once America and England decided to have hot shower sex, but unfortunately America slipped halfway through and broke his leg.
im only religious during final boss battles
(Source: nerfwhom)

Push Dagger
- Dated: early 20th century
- Culture: British
- Manufactured by Robbins of Dudley
Previously owned by Captain W. Fawcett, King’s Own Royal Lancaster Regiment.
Source: © Copyright 2013 Royal Armouries
my activity graph looks like the stock market during the great depression
(Source: ky2ie)
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
self serve it is

Fountains of Wayne | Stacy's Mom
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast